Oprah Reportedly Gives Lindsay Lohan $2 Million To Feature on Own

The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain may be composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part documentaries series on OWN.

About LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy shoot.) In addition to the paycheck, she gets two assistants and a stylist.

Apparently they've been negotiating for months, and Lindsay actually signed the deal at Betty Ford, so tuck that away in the "It's like ray-yayn on your wedding dayYYYY" file.