Popular Nigerian entertainer, Denrele Edun, has revealed one of the worst moments of his life. The eccentric TV host, via his verified Instagram handle, revealed the moment his mother caught him pants down with his then-girlfriend.
According to
Edun, the incident happened in 1999 when he was 18 years old.
Sharing one
of his throw back pictures, he wrote, “1999. I was 18. When it comes to my list
of s.e.x nightmares, my mum walking in on me probably tops d list! I was dating
one of the hottest girls in my hood (Ebute Metta) then, but my Mum was
unimpressed! She just couldn’t stand the sight of the girl but I didn’t give a
flying f**k! I was 18 and damn well was gonna enjoy adolescence.
“One fateful
Tuesday (after so much strategic planning), I had arranged for this chic to
meet me up at d house. 6:30 PM sharp! My Dad and younger sisters would have
gone to choir practice; my Grandma and evil cousins were at Bible Study and my
Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.
“Baby girl
and I were going to do the ‘Deed’ after weeks of endless ‘petting’, ‘making
out’ and ‘groping genitalia’!”(sic)
Recounting
the incident, Edun, said that his mother entered the dimly lit room where he
was making out with the girl and caught them in the act.
“Long story
cut short; We were going at ‘it’ in the dimly lit living room when my Mum walked
in on us. ‘Shit!’ as we jumped off each other. Me scrambling to wear my pants
and my babe covering her full b.r.e.a.s.ts to my Mum’s glaring disapproval and
disgust.
“‘So, this is
what you’ve been coming to do in this house’, my mum said calmly at her. (Tiwa
Savage style).”
The TV host
turned actor noted that he had to ‘defend’ his lady when his mother caught them
naked together.
Edun
continued, “Omo, I stood tall and faced her. I was 18. I could talk back. ‘She
came to greet me. Why aren’t U in church?’, I retorted. My mum muttered
something in her Indian dialect and left. I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN!
Baby girl, on
the other hand, was shaking so bad. Saw her off to the junction & she went
home.”
Although his
mother did not react to the incident that day, Edun revealed that when his
mother decided to react weeks later, she embarrassed him in public, in the
presence of all his friends and schoolmates.
He said,
“Fast forward to a few months after; I had planned a massive party in the area
with another friend of mine (late Abass, RIP) and as it was my 1st year in
UNILAG, turnout was MADT! Peeps were photocopying the I.Vs and we were feeling
FLY!
“Halfway into
the rave, my Mum walked in and I could sense something was amiss but was caught
up rocking babes on the dance floor. My mum took the microphone from the DJ and
faced the crowd. Omo, she finished me that night! She spoke about my bedwetting
back in the day, my lazy antics… In short, she open my yansh, De-REP me FINISH!
I was so embarrassed.
“Her parting
shot; ‘You have 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense you’re doing here and come
wash the dirty dishes u left at d backyard!’. I’m laughing now but Mehn, it
wasn’t funny then!”
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