Impossible!! Jesus Christ to Be Clone n Given Birth To In 2016

In 2016, another Jesus may be born on earth!! A billionaire-funded Christian organization is currently working to make sure that they clone Jesus Christ after they obtained DNA from the Shroud of Turin , they feel confident they will have a Jesus clone come next year.
“The Jesus Has Returned Project is a private organization devoted to bringing about the Second Coming of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as prophesied in the Bible,” the Jesus Has Returned Project spokesman said. 

“Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Genetic Research Group in Switzerland, by taking an incorrupt cell from the Shroud of Turin, extracting its DNA, and inserting into an unfertilized human egg (oocyte), though the now-proven biological process called symbiotic cellular transfer. 

The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth.” 

If all goes according to plan, the birth will take place on December 25, 2015, bringing salvation to all who believe, the group claims. 

“No longer can we rely on hope and prayer, waiting around futilely for Jesus to return. We have the technology to bring him back right now: there is no reason, moral, legal or Biblical, not to take advantage of it.”