Ventriloquist April Brucker, who lives in New York City, broke up with her partner after he gave her the ultimatum – and she picked the dummies.
The 30-year-old
revealed that she considers her 16 puppets – who even have their own bedroom -
to be her children, and she lives alone with them in her apartment. She buys
the puppets clothes, airfares – and dreams of touring the world with them.
'They are
like my children,' she said. 'Yes, they are expensive, but if they need things,
they need things. 'I will go without clothes for them. I'm a parent – that's
what you do.
She said her
relationship failed when her fiancé – who she doesn't want to name - said her dolls
were 'weird'.
I'm from
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,' she said. 'We met in New York City.'I was not
allowed to date growing up. My parents were strict and when I met him I fell in
love.'He became my boyfriend. He was very romantic. 'After their third date he proposed. 'My
parents were engaged after their third date,' she said. 'And they've been
together 40 years.'He got down on one knee. I thought he was the one.
He started
becoming jealous of the puppets after four months,' she admitted. 'He started
saying the puppets were weird.
'He said,
"no wife of mine will ever have a puppet". Ultimately he felt jealous
by the puppets. 'That is when he gave her an ultimatum. 'He said, "It's me
or the puppets",' she said. 'I wanted to be with him, so I stayed with
him. 'But after eight more months, I realised I had to stay with my puppets.
In the end,
my puppet children are all I have. They have never disappointed me. Like men
have. ''They have their own room,' she said. 'They are like my family. We all
do shows together. 'Sometimes I think, "yes, I dumped my boyfriend for a
puppet" .But then I think, "puppets are better". I love my
puppets.'
She said she
could not date a man who did not appreciate her puppets.
'I spend so
much on them after all,' she said. 'I spend $20,000 (around £14,000) a year on
them.' That's for clothes, airfares, hair. I've been doing that for about ten
years. ''My dream is to tour the world with my children. 'I might not have love
with a man but I have 16 children and they need me.
Weirdo
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