Friday, 3 July 2015

Patrick Obahiagbon Has Something To Say About Buhari’s Delay

Catchee monkey? Okay nau, very funny please read...Nigeria’s favourite but labelled chief of vocabularies and Chief Of Staff to the Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon has come out to address the issue of the delay from the country’s President nominating ministers and functioning slower than expected.

Obahiagbon, who is known for his ambiguous vocabulary said Nigerians should exercise patients with President Buhari, at least that much was apprehended.

Patrick speaks:
“Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of political ventriloquists, carpetbaggers, economic chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as to what they perceive as the phlegmatic predilection of President Buhari in the constitution of his cabinet, i would rather deposit in their objurgatory piazza the Chinese apophthegm which urges, that sofily sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of the twelve years of political anomie and economic marshmallow occasioned by economic vampires and political pachucos. Am sanguine that a little more patience from Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have found both a political palladium and an economic palisade.”

2 comments:

  1. He hehe he he laughing in Tokyo

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  2. Abeg dis man too dey blow grammar wey professor self no dey use.

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