Around 300 US airmen are
also being deployed to the base in response to the increasing aggression of the
maverick leader.
A spokesman for the US
Airforce said: “The B-1 units bring a unique perspective and years of repeated
combat and operational experience from the Central Command theatre to the
Pacific.
President Barack Obama has
called Kim Jong-Un’s bluff by sending supersonic bombers to bases near North
Korea - just days after the crackpot dictator’s declared war on America.
The crazed leader of the
hermit state accused Mr Obama of “crossing the red line” after introducing
trade sanctions last week, and promised the “toughest countermeasures” in
response.
However, rather than back
down and call off the sanctions, the US have instead sent supersonic strike
bombers to bases near the Asian state - daring Kim to blink first.
The B-1B Lancer bombers are
being sent to Guam, a US territory in the Pacific Ocean within striking range
of the secretive state’s capital of Pyongyang. They are replacing the aging
fleet of B-52s held on the island’s Andersen Air Force Base.
“They will provide a
significant rapid global strike capability that enables our readiness and
commitment to deterrence, offers assurance to our allies, and strengthens
regional security and stability in the Indo-Asia-Pacific region.”
Kim’s actions have become
increasingly unpredictable in recent months, amid rumours of an imminent power
grab from rivals as his authority wanes.
Spies have reported the
leader has piled on the pounds due to stress-induced binge eating and drinking
sessions. He was also filmed sleeping during a government meeting.
Along with the declaration
of war on the US, North Korea have also recently threatened to reduce Japan “to
debris in a moment”.
Most bizarrely, however,
has been Kim’s order for border guards to kill snakes - amid paranoid fears the
slithery animals are spies working for his enemies.
A source from within
Pyongyang revealed: “From early this month, border patrol units received orders
to capture snakes before they crawl over the banks of Amnok River.
“The key message from the
Party was that the South’s National Intelligence Service had released snakes as
part of a ‘cunning scheme’ to challenge our unity.
“Under orders to capture
the snakes before they reach land and hatch eggs, soldiers have no choice but
to wade into the river to do so, naturally leading to complaints.


We do not want another war
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