According to
report scientists have found a way to cross humans with dogs, to cater for a
market of very rich people who like collecting unique pets.
In a secret laboratory in Vancouver, scientists have been slaving away for to discover the
find of the century. It’s not a cure for cancer, or even a way to conquer
death. This research is a lot more sinister.
Dr. Paul
Bradshaw, 54, from the Hartman Collinge Institute explains “There is only so
much you can buy a person who has it all. This is better than buying your loved
one a iphone 6!”
Animal rights
groups are up in arms, as Pauline Crosby, 34, activist with the Animal Defense
League explains “If one my children saw these creatures, they’d scared half to
death. Imagine one of them sucking on your toes, in a dark alley”.
Dr Bradshaw
explains some of the advantages having Human/Dog hybrids, “they’re obviously
very intelligent and their vocal cords are functional. This means, not only can
they keep you company like a dog can, they can read you bed time stories and
answer the iPhone for you”
One of these
hybrids would set you back around 50 million dollars. Not only are they being
sold in North America, but there are orders for them in Manchester, Cardiff and
London and probably coming to a city near you.
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